The Onion captures the Madnes & Urban Horror of Ferguson

True Urban Horror has less to do with vampires then the insanity that youth of color are faced with on a daily basis.
They see monsters and demons that seek to destroy them. Evil that is seemingly invisble to everyone else. This makes them hostile, depressed, frightened.
This happens daily, daily.
What is being witnessed in Fergenuson is one of the rare times others can see the monsters youth of color see all too clearly, insanity

In its dark, saterical humor “the Onion” captures , the instruction often offered by those unable to see through the eyes of youth of color
With riots raging in Ferguson, MO following the shooting death by police of an unarmed African-American youth, the nation has turned its eyes toward social injustice and the continuing crisis of race relations. Here are The Onion’s tips for being an unarmed black teen in America:

  • Shy away from dangerous, heavily policed areas.
  • Avoid swaggering or any other confident behavior that suggests you are not completely subjugated.
  • Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.
  • Explain in clear and logical terms that you do not enjoy being shot, and would prefer that it not happen.
  • Don’t let society stereotype you as a petty criminal. Remember that you can be seen as so much more, from an armed robbery suspect, to a rape suspect, to a murder suspect.
  • Try to see it from a police officer’s point of view: You may be unarmed, but you’re also black.
  • Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants.
  • Revel in the fact that by simply existing, you exert a threatening presence over the nation’s police force.
  • Be as polite and straightforward as possible when police officers are kicking the shit out of you.

“The Onion” has often taken aim at gun violence in the U.S., creating headlines that are as haunting as they are darkly satirical. Earlier this year, the paper tackled the killing spree at UCSB that left seven dead with the story, “‘No Way To Prevent This’ Says Only Nation Where This Happens Regularly.”

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